(post, Kim Carlson)
Taco Hell's new menu takes nothing from nature. Uh oh. [[html. <object width="480" height="430"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onnembed/embeddedplayer.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FGREENMENUarticle.jpg&videoid=96591&title=Taco%20Bell's%20New%20Green%20Menu%20Takes%20No%20Ingredients%20From%20Nature" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onnembed/embeddedplayer.swf"type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="480" height="430"flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FGREENMENUarticle.jpg&videoid=96591&title=Taco%20Bell's%20New%20Green%20Menu%20Takes%20No%20Ingredients%20From%20Nature"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/tacobellsnewgreenmenutakes?utmsource=videoembed">Taco Bell's New Green Menu Takes No Ingredients From Nature</a> ]]