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Foodie funnies

(article, Culinate staff)

On EcoSalon, the "conscious culture" website, food columnist Anna Brones recently ran a post on foodie things she wished she had heard. Here's a sampling of her hilarious suggested quotes:

“I finally got into the goat-share program.”

“Is your butter hand-churned?”

“We’re a new kind of DIY artisan butcher. We kill the cow in your kitchen so you get to really take part in the process.”

And for real:

“All I had to bring was this jar of homemade pickled carrots.”