(article, Culinate staff)
On EcoSalon, the "conscious culture" website, food columnist Anna Brones recently ran a post on foodie things she wished she had heard. Here's a sampling of her hilarious suggested quotes: “I finally got into the goat-share program.” “Is your butter hand-churned?” “We’re a new kind of DIY artisan butcher. We kill the cow in your kitchen so you get to really take part in the process.” And for real: “All I had to bring was this jar of homemade pickled carrots.”