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Here are some to share to keep the tension in the kitchen light. Enjoy with chocolate and coffee. A friend of mine got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing. Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you. A mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack. Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter." If natural foods are so good for you why do most people die of natural causes? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, talks like a duck, it probably needs a little more time in the oven. The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again.