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Food and Drink Jokes - posted by Quine

(post, Jay Quine)

Here are some to share to keep the tension in the kitchen light.  Enjoy with chocolate and coffee.

 A friend of mine got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

 Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

 A mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

 Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

 If natural foods are so good for you why do most people die of natural causes?

 When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

 If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, talks like a duck, it probably needs a little more time in the oven. 

 The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again.